I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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