this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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