Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
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i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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