That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
even my farts smell like vagina
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize