guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
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On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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