I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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