you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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