i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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