it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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