i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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