i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
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whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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