ya dads aren't the best wingmen
are you so shy because you have an std?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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