Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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