your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
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I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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