im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
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Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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