He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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That accounts for only three of the penises
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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