Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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