were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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