How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I have peed in a lot of sinks
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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