mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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