oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
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fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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