she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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