Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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