whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
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I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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