Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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