I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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