I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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