she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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