I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
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Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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