Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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