At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
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it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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