Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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