Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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