ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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