Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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