Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
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AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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