I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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