I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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