Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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