Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
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I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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