do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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