yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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