nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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