So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
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last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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