guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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