Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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