just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
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it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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