Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
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Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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