Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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