haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Brb crying the tears of my youth
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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